Hey, there's an election today!
A political parlay! (And a cause célèbre)
Your vote can sway the ruling par-tay
And whisk away, until another day,
The ones who say, "Nay!"
Elephants will play, roll in the hay,
and eat donkey fillet, is what the polls say
Not all will obey, and perhaps Dems will stay,
and sashay with cache, back to the Belt Way.
So as you may, lay down your dismay,
And hop in a sleigh, or fly like blue jay,
your heart don't betray, your bed do not lay,
your hope do not slay, your toe do not X-ray,
(but your cat please do spay)
Do ignore Tina Fey, and Bill O'Reil-ay
and rise above the fray, and all the gray,
without delay, the issues do weigh,
then shout "ole!" your convictions display,
and proudly portray, this American holiday.
May we all meet halfway. OK?
So bring out the tray, serve the parfait,
pour the cabernet, dance a ballet,
cheer for Green Bay, study Monet,
play some croquet, tip the valet,
turn a double play, and get a little risque (oy vey!).
Hooray, it's an election day! Let's all celebray!
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