Here's the gist of their coverage:
Racine is a dirty little metropolis where the pizza is cheap.Wait. It gets worse, as they review our most esteemed pizzerias:
The decor is decidedly no-frills, and the waitresses are heavily hairsprayed and embittered. Since you might not head to Racine for any other reason...Ah, but then Decider gets to the meat (and cheese) of their review, and well, it's almost dinnertime and we'd better get to our favorite pizzeria early to beat the out-of-towners...
(Feel free to fill the comments with your own pizzeria reviews.)